Some programming quotes and things I have actually overheard colleagues saying that are simply too good to be true…
Internet Explorer is so horrid, it’s like a virus.
Use Internet Explorer, it works in Internet Explorer.
Hours of programming now can save you minutes of something else later.
The best feature of JBoss is surprises.
Some people know how their code works and, when it breaks, they know how to fix it. But they don’t understand what it actually does.
…like all things Liquid1 - where there’s a will, and ~36 hours to spare, there’s usually a/some way
Grill’d is always not bad, but it’s never that good.
Replace with any programming language. ↩︎